Talented as a sack of bricks but fuck it, I'm funny

docspocklock:

oh man if you guys only knew the stupid shit i almost post

fightyourdragon:

So apparently there is a whole series of these awesome promo photos…how have I not seen them before?!  Well, I’ll be here staring at them for a long time to make up for lost time I think…

dr-mccoy:

I legit did this to my name tag and not only have I not gotten in trouble yet, but I’ve had guests ask me if my name is really Bones. One guy actually told me I was a “gangster” because of it.

Please tell me you yell at people when they ask you to do weird things and say, “Dammit Jim, I’m an assosciate, not a [sassy term]!”

dr-mccoy:

I legit did this to my name tag and not only have I not gotten in trouble yet, but I’ve had guests ask me if my name is really Bones. One guy actually told me I was a “gangster” because of it.

Please tell me you yell at people when they ask you to do weird things and say, “Dammit Jim, I’m an assosciate, not a [sassy term]!”

(Source: leiriad)

colinmorgs:

But honestly when they started worshipping the Enterprise I was just like same

snarg:

its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet 

And the winner is: fake boobs+ sweet-but-dumb-as-a-stump. I’m ok with this.

I’m waiting for a patient and I literally cannot put a face to her name. All I can remember is “fake boobs”. But we get a lot of those in this area. Fake boobs + sweet? Fake boobs + dumb as shit? Fake boobs + dumb-as-shit-and-annoying-as-fuck? I don’t know what to feel right now, if I should be happy or full of nameless dread.

hellbettie:

So I’m going to start the discworld series is it really important to start with the first book? They only have #3

Not really, you have 2 options- you can read them in publication order, or in the character sets. This is a handy guide to the character set orders, although it is fun to read in the publication order to see how the world and its lore evolves. =D happy reading!